Are They Fishnets?

12-yr-old girl.

Girl: Ooh.  I love your stockings.
Me: Thanks.
Girl: Are they fishnets?
Me: Er - no.  Although I can - kinda - see how you got there.
Girl: They are, like, kind of see through-
Me: Yeah, but not in a net pattern. 
Girl [giggling]: Ha.  You could kinda see a fisherman using them to catch fish...
Me: Ugh!  Fishy smelling legs!
Girl [imitating a big gruff fisherman]: Oh!  These are great!  I've caught lots of fish in these... I think they'd make great stockings for my wife now.  Here you go, darl!
Me: Shudder.

You can see the stockings in question in today's post in my other blog.